According to Sonic, a squirrel chewed through the fiber optic cable.
The Internet is a massive pile of hilariously fragile layers
@rtyler I can't wait for the next ad campaign: "High speed internet. Now with squirrel protection! Buy now!" 😆
@rtyler "Mr. President, there has been a major cyber attack on our core network infrastructure!"
"We will not stop until we bring the perpetrators to justice!"
"Sir...we've already killed the squirrel...!"
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